# Best sms jokes
- Sex is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO
SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
- Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And
you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
- Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can
we just practice?
- This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog,
an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now
read without the word dog.
- Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a
rough draft before the final copy.
- I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all
over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an
- Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the
Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next
morn buy it back for 50p.
- What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat
the crap outta him.
- A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides
up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
- Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves
tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's
there? Boss: Not you anymore
- Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his
stomach is aiming just a little too high.
- I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body
experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
- What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love?
Honey, I'm home!