# fun sms
- ki din aise re, batas boitase, pakhi gaan gaitase, goru ghash
khaitase, genius ra sms send kortase, ar bolodera sms
- Husbend said dhukse? wife said haa dhukse, hus: betha pao?
wife na, hus: aram lage? wife uuuum. hus: tahole cholo ar na ghure
ai juta ta kine ney.
- I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to
- I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer,
beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass
is empty i just take the next one!
- A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over,
there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
- At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million
people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid
fool is reading my text! pass on
- The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If
rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
- i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i
cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den...
i lauf again
- 20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having
sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his
mobile in his hand
- A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in
front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a
numbskulll to pay for this all.
- Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are
- True love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r
happy Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW
- Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work, & divorce before marriage. but the Best part
is Friend comes before relatives :)
- Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his
- Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means…
Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot For Ever
- I have a confession to make ever since I met u its been hard
for me to 4get u every night I see u in my dreams and find myself
shouting GHOST GHOST !!!
- Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote
your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my
heart...I got heart attack!!!
- Hey listen......Two people were asking Me about you, I give
them ur address And cell no,They will b visiting u soon,Their
names r joy n happiness.
- it takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2
write in 1 exam. join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say
NO 2 exams:-)
- Roses r red violets r blue. Monkeys like u should kept in a
zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a
cage but laughing at you
- Dear customer, U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur
sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a
cute SmS to the sender. Sndr's watng?
- I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle
light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur
ear "PAY THE BILL
- Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the
sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come
true it was the day I met you.
- Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but
if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
- We will now upgrade your brain, please
wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN