# Best sms jokes

• Sex is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
   
• Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
   
• Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
   
• This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
   
• Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
   
• I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
   
• Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
   
• What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.
   
• A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
   
• Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore
• Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
   
• I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
   
• What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!